It would be impossible to chronicle everything that’s happened in the last 25+ months. This post is intentionally cryptic and out of order. It serves to jog my memory and bring a smile to my face.

San Francisco, no more vanilla ice cream. Salt Lake City. Forward. Celina.

Warped Tour + Gin Wigmore. Tracie. Perfect Pitch.

NYC. Totally Biased. Barking Dog. YRB? Oddities. Bagels.

Homeward Bound, PRSA CCC. .

Tucson. Tia Sara. Kartchner Caverns. Rattlesnake. Kitty. Kit Peak. Sonoran Hot Dog. Poco and Moms.

NYC. Christmas lights. Ramen. Red Rooster. Casual party?

English Beat. Fireball. Uber. Bowie.

SLO. Hearst Castle. PAPERWORK COMPLETED.

The Go Go’s. Set list and Facebook. Martha and the Motels. Washington Apples. Can’t drive home. Drummer who obliged.

Motley Crue.

Tori Amos. Parasol. Steamer.

OMG Becky. Element Brass Band. Happy Birthday to me. 

Epicureans. The Kitchen. No makeup? Coño. Duck tongue.

Hashing. Dirty Pillows.Camping in Tahoe.

Dave Matthews Band, 20 years! Nine Inch Nails, Soundgarden for free.

Baconfest. BLT Week.

Berg. Bosom Buddies.

Brothers Comatose. Tiny bladder. Simons. Girl’s Day.

Vegas. Hoover Dam, Mob Museum. Saxon. Fozzy. Bill Bill Bill.

Losing Thor. Almost losing Wednesday..twice. Sam.

Whiskeytown.

Roommates.

Naughty Trivia.

REFLOORED!

PRSA CCC. Influence Awards.

Keith Haring at the deYoung.

I’m kind of a big deal.

Jenni’s wedding. Dinosaur BBQ, the Muppets and Cards Against Humanity. Lunch at Elizabeth’s. Campitellos Win.

NYC, Apartment Chicken, ESM Lunch. Dominican Chicken. Indian Road Cafe and Kinky Boots.

Shady Lady Wells Women.

Electric Christmas= Jen. Fitz + Tantrums. Bush Set List.

Mardi Gras. Second Line. Pasta.

Eddie Izzard.

New Orleans. Jacques Imos,  alligator cheesecake on the house. Maple Bar Room, Rebirth Brass Band. Uncle Ted’s Muffaletta. Cafe Du Monde, Coops Chicken. Pirate’s Alley, tornado warning. Frenchman’s Street, drinks for my Mother in Law, too. Brennan’s and the turtles. Lafite’s Blacksmith. Mulvi.

Austin. No adulting. Dave Matthews Band. Setlist. Rally when we get there. Allegedly. Fireflies. LeRoi. Hashing. KAW! Glitter Slug dress. Styles Switch BBQ. Mary. Lily. South Congress.

Colonel Mustard.

Drag Queen Bingo.

40. Mission Accomplished. Walla Walla. Italians. Foo Fighters Everlong. Mumford + Sons. Little Lion Man, Believe. Jen, Katie. Adulting. Cat in orchard. Sleepwalk with me.

Seattle. We’re on a boat. Wells Women. Flying Fish. Duck Boat. Coastal. Remy. Cash. Chrisanne.

Kelly Clarkson. Really?!?  Bronchitis forever.

Dave Matthews Band. Shoreline. Once a year isn’t enough. Center stage. Two Step. Concert Wife.

“So…be your name Buxbaum or Bixby or Bray or Mordecai Ali Van Allen O’Shea,
you’re off to Great Places! Today is your day!
Your mountain is waiting. So…get on your way!”
― Dr. Seuss, Oh, The Places You’ll Go!